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Werewolf, faerie, banshee, and genie c:

@Anonymous

  • Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be? shit, just one? Either of my best friends (tommy, Alexis, Kala) or my sister.
  • Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do? probably steal something?idk
  • Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them? We would do whatever they want, and end the day with the longest hug ever.
  • Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for? To be pretty.

Thanks anon! :)

16 minutes ago with 0 notes

Hii :) you are very, very literally my favorite blogger, and have been for quite a while and I absolutely adore you, you're just perfect, I love everything you post and I just thought you deserve to know how special you are to me. That turned out really sappy but wtv.. Thank you for basically just existing :)

@Anonymous

oh my god thank you so so so much! This is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, I’m just sitting in my school’s honor lounge smiling like a doofus now :) hugs!!!! <3 

PS you should come off anon so we can talk! :)

29 minutes ago with 0 notes

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

1 hour ago with 268,900 notes

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

1 hour ago with 370,687 notes

sleepymomma918:

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Snort

1 hour ago with 271,446 notes

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

1 hour ago with 110,770 notes

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  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

1 hour ago with 241,872 notes

gallaviction:

clever-grl:

Mickey’s progression

Season 1: No homo

Season 2: Mild homo

Season 3: Medium homo

Season 4: Hot homo

Season 5: ?????

S5 better be hot diggity dayumn homo or i’ll just go and cry 

1 hour ago with 105 notes

I heard the rumors - a Winchester, one of us?

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

521

Tagged: #my bby

guernvca:

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

but look at the cat in the background