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things i like (as demonstrated by misha collins)

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

  • the jaw thing:

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  • the arm thing:

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  • the back thing:

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  • the lower back thing

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  • the hip bone thing:

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  • the nose thing:

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  • the butt thing:

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  • the tummy thing:

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  • the ribs thing:

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  • the collarbone thing:

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  • the whatever this is thing:

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{Jensen Version} {Jared Version}

1 hour ago with 541 notes

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

10 hours ago with 102,502 notes

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

10 hours ago with 421,345 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

10 hours ago with 33,390 notes

octuse:

GO TO HOT TOPIC AND BUY THIS NOW ITS NOT ONLINE

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

10 hours ago with 642,077 notes

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

melkorwashere:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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12 hours ago with 159,959 notes

thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

12 hours ago with 177,008 notes

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.