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sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

1 day ago with 357,278 notes

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

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ohmumford:

Winter Winds Music Video → Requested by Topsyblack (x)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

1 day ago with 292,684 notes

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

1 day ago with 62,926 notes

angelofmxsic:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10,000 YEARS GOODBYE.

musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

This boy wins life

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

1 day ago with 378,017 notes

These are like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi